The Vampires Are Bickering Again, Thank You Stephen Moyer

True Blood stars, and real life husband and wife, Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer are seen here exiting the Lemonade restaurant on Abbot after a quick lunch together before heading back to work at True Blood. And from the looks on their faces, you would never guess that Stephen Moyer is getting all bickering like with the vampires on the big screen. Seems that Edward Cullen has just rubbed him the wrong way. Oh super. So teenage girls everywhere can put down their pitchforks and flaming torches and return to designing dresses for their impending weddings to Edward Cullen. (Yes, they’re all marrying him. It’s so Sister Wives!). Stephen Moyer, the manly vamp at the centre of True Blood, is distancing himself from a certain gauntlet he threw at the feet of TwiHard Nation, when he called Eddie Cullen a “pussy.” The new Mr. Anna Paquin explains that he only trash-talked the R.Patz because it was a matter of life or death (and by death, I mean inconvenience). The paparazzi had him cornered in his car and wouldn’t let him escape.

“I had to give them something. I haven’t even seen Twilight. I don’t know the books but all I know is that Edward drinks cow blood instead of human blood. So I went, ‘He’s a pussy, he doesn’t even drink real blood, he’s the Diet Coke of vampires’.”

Never mind for a minute that all Stephen happened to know was this very specific detail that the Cullens don’t drink human blood. And never mind that the paparazzi forced him to make this witty and explosive speech. The vampire clan war has been averted. Stephen even personally apologized to Rob. “I sent him a message saying, ‘Dude, I hope you realize this is a joke’,” Stephen said. “I’ve still never met him.” Well, they’ll always have the next 40 years of fan conventions!