Hospitalized for Alcohol Poisoning....

Snooki Alcohol Poisoning
Yes, this is definitely shocking information, isn’t it? Here she is proving just why this isn’t shocking information at all, looking a little worse for wear as she leaves the MyStudio bar in West Hollywood. But earlier this week, she had a few troubles in Miami. The best kept secret on Jersey Shore has been revealed. No, the hot tub isn’t spiked with Genitrex Crab Shampoo, although that’s not a bad idea. While filming season two in Miami, Snooki was hospitalized for alcohol poisoning. Gasp, really? Did she also once get a tan? The guidette gone wild’s hospitalization was edited out of Thursday’s show, Radar reports. “She was so drunk that she had to be carried out of the nightclub Dream by the show’s producers,” a set source says. Tragically, this was the most elegant exit she made from a club all season. And in other Snooki news…..Snooki says she’s mellowing out since she was arrested for disturbing the peace in New Jersey last July during a drunken night afternoon out. She had to pay a $500 fine. “It definitely embarrassed my family and that’s just not good,” she said at an MTV press conference (via Radar). “My dad was very, very p–sed. He’s like, ‘I didn’t raise you like this.’ Now when I go out, I only have a couple drinks.” In each hand? How do you get alcohol poisoning from a couple of drinks? Considering this incident went down without a single snap hitting the internet, clearly Jersey Shore is not getting enough attention. When will this struggling, under-the-radar examination of the human condition find the audience it deserves? This is what happens when the illustrious ProseBeforeHos.com heralds you as being the smartest show on television.

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