Heidi Montag vs Victoria Beckham

Which vapid, plastic android would you rather have children with?

Heidi Montag (the female media hungry half of Speidi) whose recent plastic surgery have made her look just that...plastic...like a robot...a soulless attention slut robot. In addition to Heidi's plastic looks (from what I can tell she has fake boobs, fake lips, fake nose, fake cheek bones), she also lives a totally staged and faked life full of publicity stunts with her boyfriend/fake husband/robot programmer, Spencer Pratt.



Or would you rather reproduce with Victoria Beckahm? She is also very fake in some very obvious areas. Although she is probably not as soulless as Heidi, she is really scary and mean looking.

Michael Jackson vs Marilyn Manson

This is perhaps the scariest match up, we've had to-date. Who would you rather reproduce and have children with, Michael Jackson or Marilyn Manson? Which creepy musician to pick...this is a tough one.

Michael Jackson, who has been accused of molesting young boys numerous times and has turned into a freaky white woman over the years?


Or Marilyn Manson, androgynous goth musician, who is known for dressing in crazy makeup with creepy eyes and teeth:





Thanks to William from Ramblings & Junk for this match up. If you have a match up you'd like to suggest, please leave a comment with your ideas.

Janice Dickinson vs Courtney Love

Which strung out celeb would you rather have children with?

53 year old former supermodel, and now wacky reality tv star, Janice Dickinson:


Or 44 year old former singer, and now wacky former singer, Courtney Love:

George Bush vs John McCain

Keeping with the political theme, would you rather reproduce with President George W. Bush or Senator John McCain?

George W. Bush is younger, but pretty much put the United States on a downward spiral.


John McCain would mean you'd have to get it on with an old guy, but on the bright side you'd probably breed baby mavericks.

Lindsay Lohan at a Nightclub in Paris

Lindsay Lohan was doused with flour early Saturday morning by a protester in Paris. Lindsay Lohan’s tan turned noticeably paler tonight after an anti-fur activist showered her with flour at a nightclub in Paris.

Lindsay was on her way into the VIP room on the Champs-Elysées just after 1 a.m. early Saturday when she had an entire bag of flour dumped over her head by a French fur foe who shouted, “Lindsay Lohan—fur hag!” (Source)

This isn’t the first time Lindsay’s found herself covered from head to toe in a messy white substance. It is however the first time it wasn’t done by six dudes in clown suits recreating a Peter North scene.

Gisele Bundchen's Sexy in Elle Magazine

The more pics Gisele Bundchen's Sexy in Elle Magazine - Dec' 08

Justin Gaston at The CMT say Miley Cyrus is Just Friend

A few nights ago at the CMT awards Justin Gaston told reporters Miley Cyrus is just a “family friend.” Hm. I guess her demanding ways were too much afterall. We called it! So does this mean they’re just living together as roommates? Or has she been forced to stay in her My Little Pony childhood room? There’s absolutely nothing worse than a red carpet break-up memo.

Justin said this when asked about his affiliation with the Miley:

“She’s beautiful, especially in person. Maybe I’ll meet her.”Oh, just family friend, you know. I met Billy Ray on the show and just became friends with the whole family. And they’re such a great family. I moved (to LA) two years ago and started a modeling career and that’s kind of just to break into the music business and everything.”

Lindsay Lohan with Samantha Ronson Party In Paris

Lindsay Lohan was making the European party rounds with lady love Samantha Ronson when a Parisian PETA fur activist dumped flour all over her when she entered the V.I.P. room at Paris hot spot Champs-Elysées.

The PETA activist cried, “Fur Hag” and even more hilarious, earlier this year when Lindsay was named PETA’s worst annual dressed list, the write-up said this:

“I Know Who Killed Me isn’t just the title of Lindsay Lohan’s latest bomb, it’s the cry of the animals snuffed out so that this ‘mean girl’ can pose in their pelts. Lindsay, there’s no road to recovery for the foxes who are anally electrocuted so that you can look skanky.”

Oh snap! Is Samantha gonna step to these fools? Chivalry is truly dead if she’s stays in that little safety box spinning records while her main snatch is drenched in flour. Show those PETA suckas what’s up, SamRo!

Sarah Palin vs Hilary Clinton

In anticipation of tomorrow's election, I have two political figures to choose from today. Alaska Governor, and vice presidential candidate, Sarah Palin. Or, New York Senator, and former democratic contender, Hilary Clinton. Remember, you're not choosing the best looking person to fool around with, the name of the game is to choose who you would pick to re-populate the earth with if you were one of the last human beings on the planet.

So do you pick Sarah Palin with her gee-gosh conservative values?


Or Hilary Clinton, with liberal values, but risk catching something good old Bill passed along to her?